Santa and Wife
The homeowner was delighted with the way Santa had done all the paintwork on his house.
“You did a great job,” he said as he handed Santa his fees. “Also, in order to thank-you, here’s an extra 500 bucks to take the wife out to dinner and a movie.”
Santa declined, saying, “No, I can’t accept that.”
“I insist,” said the man. “It would make me very happy if you do it.”